If you’ve ever watched a disaster movie and thought, “I wonder what I’d do if the world started crumbling around me”? Then you’re not alone. Over at MovieChopShop they’ve thought long and hard about it and come up with a brilliant plan…

December 21, 2012. I wake up from a restless sleep at 8:37 in the morning. I indulge in a bowl of Apple Jacks. My favorite.

After breakfast, I look out the window of my hypothetical LA home expecting to be greeted with sunshine. Imagine my surprise when I see the Hollywood hills beginning to crumble around me. Random volcanos spring up from the asphalt, the world begins to shake, and tidal waves crash into the surrounding houses.

I push the panic down deep inside myself. If there was ever a time for calm thinking, now is it. I know there’s only one way to get out of this alive.

My fingers flick quickly through the rolodex. It’s time to call in a favor.

Two minutes thirty-seven seconds and twenty-two phone calls later, I have tracked down the phone number of my savior…the only man who can tell me how to survive.

I dial. The man answers, nonplussed. He’s seen this all coming.

“Hello?” he says, voice groggy. In the background I hear a sexy female voice, sultry and with a nondescript exotic accent.

“Mr. Emmerich,” I reply, voice full of urgency. ”I need your help.”

I highly recommend you carry on reading this over at MovieChopShop… otherwise how will you survive when the Mayan Prophecy comes true?!